Kali Muscle Drinks Too Much Hyphy Mud - Makes YouTube Video

Remember the good old days?  When Kali Muscle was all about helping other natty bodybuilders, directing traffic, and drinking Hyphy Mud?

Well it looks like Kali might have drank too much Hyphy Mud for his recent video calling out YouTube haters …orwhateverthefuckheistalkingabout:

I fear the old days of Kali Muscle are over.  This video just ushered in a new era, the era of Kali “Fully Bi-Polar Beast Tard” Muscle.

I, personally, can’t wait to see what else comes of this new Kali.

- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli


Posted at 2:13am
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Your CrossFit Friends (VIDEO)


Your CrossFit Friends

College Humor does it again.  And when we are all done laughing at CrossFitters, lets all high five each other and compare biceps in the mirror at Gold’s.

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Typical CrossFit Workout

It took me most of the video to even realize this was a joke.

- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

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Posted at 7:45pm
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Why Women Should Wear Yoga Pants 100% of The Time

This is why women should always be sporting yoga pants:

You don’t run the risk of getting pantsed if you got some hip huggers on.  I don’t care if you are bloated or on your period or whatever.  Ladies, save yourselves the embarrassment of showing off your ass to everybody at the gym, by wearing pants that show your ass off to everybody at the gym.

I have no ulterior motives in making these statements.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

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Posted at 4:04pm
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Jay Cutler’s Swole Birthday Cake is Swole

Look how swole Jay Cutler’s bicep birthday cake is.  I bet that thing is full of protein powder too. 

That’s a bulking cake if I’ve ever seen a cheat meal… and I’ve seen cheat meals.

- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli


Arnold on Drugs


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Posted at 3:31pm
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Escalator Etiquette While on a Bulk

On my way down into the subway this morning, a man - I want to say he was in his early 30s - brushes past me and scoffs, “pssht, who stands on the down escalator?”

I was so taken aback by this rudeness.  HOW DARE HE!  He doesn’t know me.  What if I am injured?  What if I had luggage?  What if I wasn’t a very athletic and perfectly capable human male?  Get off my dick bro.

"Pssht, who stands on the down escalator?” he says in passing.
I managed to blurt out, “NO CARDIO BRO!"  and I immediately wish I had said something more clever.  I yelled it at him too.  And I said it with such blind (‘roid) rage that I imagine I looked something like Caesar from Planet of the Apes - irrational spittle flying everywhere: 

No way I am letting these gains fall down the escalator.  Not today.  Maybe on a cut, but not today.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli


Building a Solid Supplement Stack

Alan Thrall’s Supplement Stack is Xtreme:

Nobody wants fat muscle.  You want LEAN muscle.

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Posted at 2:32pm
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Jeff “Dickhead” King

Jeff King was an American amateur bodybuilder in the 1980s… fascinating. 

You don’t even have to squint, he just looks like the head of a penis.

I don’t like how that dickhead is smiling at me - makes me feel uncomfortable.

Jeff King looks oddly reminiscent of this guy:

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

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