Nanda Croft - Brazilian Fitness Model (NSFW-ish)
Where are you guys? I can’t see anything my eyes are bleeding so badly. I am so confused I don’t know what to do with myself. Like, should I have a boner? Her body says “Yes,” but her face says “I’m a gargoyle.” Should I be horny or horrified? Should I take a shower? What would happen if that chick cornered you at a party and said, “we are going to fuck now.” Can you even say no? I don’t think you can. I think she just has her way with you and there is nothing you can do about it. She is like a real life Xenia Onatopp, except for the part where her face looks kinda like a dude’s. And when you are banging, she is most definitely behind on top of you and you can probably smell the testosterone overpowering her Old Spice. I feel like I just found out that Einhorn is a man.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
