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It’s The Rock. Not Fucking “Dwayne Johnson”

Good shit.  No, great shit.  This is an amazing video.  Confirms all the suspicions I had about The Rock.  Dude is awesome.  And let me be clear, I am referring to The Rock.  Not Dwayne Johnson.  

I don’t know who the fuck Dwayne Johnson is.  I think Dwayne Johnson is probably the same guy who says shit like, ”In terms of working out, it has always been such a big part of my life.  Whether it has been for football, karate, or gymnastics when I was younger.”  GYMNASTICS?!  Sure that explains the theatric aerobatics in the ring, but really?  Gymnastics?  Does this upset nobody else?  Dicking around in the foam pit is one thing, but the thought of The Rock doing a tumbling routine and POOF!  He is now Dwayne Johnson.  

Let me remind you, this is the same Dwayne Johnson who played John Kingman in The Game Plan, one of the more emasculating roles a man of The Rock’s stature could take.  In an hour and a half, The Game Plan successfully took the college football playing, professional wrestling, bodybuilder/actor The Rock, and cut off his tiny steroid balls.  This role completely negated The Rock’s beefed up Samoan machismo and returned him to the mild mannered, and sexually questionable, Dwayne Johnson.

But then he does something like this… and TOTALLY redeems himself: The Rock brought it back, with the gem: “for The Rock, most gyms don’t have heavy enough equipment for me…”  I feel you bro.  I feel you.  Whenever I go to the gym, my main goal is to “Rack-the-gym.”  

racking-the-gym verb 1. the action of successfully repping the heaviest dumbbell in the gym or loading every plate in the building onto a barbell and benching/squating/or deadlifting it.

Put me in a pussy ass hotel “fitness center” that maxes out at 50lb dumbbells, i’ll pick those shits up, pump out an endurance set of 3x15 incline pec flyes, throw them at the mirror when i’m done and scream “FUCK THIS TINY SHIT. AAAH!”  Everybody turns and thinks, “damn that guy is fucking huge. Those dumbbells have been blessed” - as they bask in my massive swell.

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Training in his wrestling days

 

Posted at 1:19am