Ah Planet Fitness, we meet again on the field of battle. I have avoided talking about this particular commercial for too long now, and the reason is - I like it. Planet Fitness, with all their anti-meathead propaganda, has inadvertently created one of the best characters of all time. This guy is everything TwoScoopsGetHuge is all about! I bet everybody who reads this blog has stood in front of the mirror, flexed wildly, and made explosion noises in their head. I know I have. I’ll just stand there in front of the mirror after ripping 1,000 incline flyes, flexing my pecs all over the place and saying shit like “bang bang bang!” But what separates the men from the boys is the fact that this guy has the bravado, the raw courage, the audacity to do that in public. That is the kind of “I’m huge, deal with it” attitude that makes winners! Just bouncing his pecs all over the place in front of this poor, unsuspecting little blonde girl.
And there is no doubt in my mind that she loved it too. Obviously, because it was a commercial for Planet Fitness, she had to act like she wasn’t impressed when the cameras were rolling, but in between takes that chick was rubbing baby oil over that dude faster than you can say “Planet Fitness sucks.” I bet this website on it. They probably had to have the make-up team come in and wipe the drool off her face.
And can somebody get me this chick’s number?! I am sure she is a struggling actress somewhere and TwoScoopsGetHuge would looooove to throw her a couple bones to “star” in one of our “films.”
“Bang bang bang” that chick, and fuck Planet Fitness.
