Swedish Man Arrested for Being Too Huge


The Local - A well-built man was forced to take a drugs test in Stockholm recently after a police officer assumed that muscles like his could only have been developed with the help of illegal substances.

Here is the story:  

Arrested for Development

27 year old Tomislav Boduljak got into a conversation with a female police officer late one night in central Stockholm. It started out pleasant, but she became suspicious when Boduljak said that he worked out, saying that his muscles were “abnormal.”

"I asked if she didn’t think it possible that I work out a lot and eat well. She said that if someone looks like me, she assumes they have taken drugs," he told Metro.

Despite repeated assurances that he did not take steroids, Boduljak was brought into the police station for a urine test, citing “unusually large muscles, particularly large arm muscles, which are a sign of steroid use.”

The test was negative.  Tomislav filed a complaint.

End of story.

How fucking awesome was that story?

This guy made that lady cop so wet with his “particularly large arm muscles” that she forced him back to the police station to make him pull out his dick and pee in a cup for her.  That is one kinky bitch.  

If I were Tomislav, I wouldn’t just tell this story at parties, I would have an entire party dedicated to this story - a “Tomislav Got Huge and Got Away With It!” Party.  

It would be the greatest party ever.  Meatheads and hotties would dine on an enormous all-animal-meats buffet.  The bar would be serving vodka protein shake smoothies and Beck’s 50.  And when everybody is all sauced up on protein beer and steak, Tomislav gets on the mic and tells this inspiring story of persecution and perseverance to an awestruck crowd of friends, family, swole supporters, and fitness models with big, fake titties.  

And when Tomislav finishes his story, everybody would cheer, and high-five, and then start doing push-ups.

Best. Party. Ever.  

- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

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    lol this is epic and he is not even that big.
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