Reporter: “They shot him 8 times and he was still moving…”
Lady: “haha I had to stab him in the spinal cord a couple of times.”
Are you serious? Make this woman my wife. Who wouldn’t want to get all dressed up in camo and go gator hunting with their spouse? This chicks husband is going to be eating gator burgers for weeks. Talk about badass. You think washing a steak dinner down with a protein shake is badass? How about washing down an Alligator Burger, made with meat from the 13 foot, 900lb Alligator your wife wrangled for you, with the blood of said alligator? I would have to chest bump somebody every time I took a bite.
-Ernie “Exotic Meats” Mitchell
