Supplements are the only way to get strong. Not dedication, not perseverance, not hard work, not practice, not two-a-days… supplements. It is a known fact. Look it up. So when my roommate came home with this new shit, I immediately put it in my face. Dosage: ? take a fucking guess… Two Scoops. Guess what happened next? I got huge. End of story.
But for those of you that want a little bit more info, I’ll tell you more. I took two scoops, folded the shit out of my laundry, then began the mile long walk to the gym. 30 feet into my walk, I don’t want to fucking walk anymore, I want to run - no, fuck that, I want to charge. I want to battle charge, full sprint to the gym, lowering shoulders into unsuspecting pedestrians along the way. I’ve taken pre-workout supps before, sometimes in life-threateningly large dosages, and i’ve never felt this amped. 4 scoops of NO-Xplode and my heart wanted to explode and my hands couldn’t stop shaking - standard. 2 scoops of Jack3d and I wanted to eat babies and bench press large motorized agricultural equipment - above average.
Maybe it is the geranamine.
Besides the usual ingredients present in many pre-workout supplements, such as caffeine, creatine, arginine and beta-alanine, it contains 1,3-Dimethylamylamine also known as geranamine. This is a potent stimulant (as far as legal alternatives goes) and this is what provides the oomph in this product. Apparently Geranamine is used as a recreational drug in some circles and banned in a few countries. -LeanGains.com
Needless to say, I need to get my hands on some more of this shit, for recreational use. Preferably not cut with all the caffeine and creatine shit that Jack3d adds to it.
After absolutely disintegrating my pecs for about 200 reps and 10 different angles, I began my jog home. Problem was, my chest was literally too swollen to jog properly. I didn’t want to pull a hamstring trying to adjust for the hugeness that was now my front. Instead I flexed the entire way home so people could bask in my pump.
Anyway, Jack3d is up there on my list of pre-workout supps.
-Alejandro “The Baby Puncher” Cortez
