“Hello small peoples of internets. My name Kyriakos Grizzly, Son of Ares Grizzly.
In English, father name mean “War Bear.”
In English, my name mean “Lord Bear.”
I come from long family of bears. I am massive strong and will crush your children like they were харизматический. Hacha! You small internet peoples no match for might of Kyriakos Grizzly. Watch me be massif:”
If all you small people had no idea what the fuck was going on in that video, you just watched a man I believe to be named Kyriakos Grizzly do what he calls “Pull Barbell and Sguat the Bench” for 210kg.
Now, I don’t know what a “Sguat” is, or how much 210kgs is, but sitting with 493lbs on your lap can not be comfortable. Also, that guy should check his diet because I think you may have just watched 8 reps of the World’s Heaviest Fart.
Kyriakos has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to his unorthodox displays of brute strength.
Take this video for example, where Kyriakos performs the “Extent Bench Press,” which is essentially him throwing a 330lb barbell off of his stomach like it was a goddamn exercise ball.
Kyriakos Grizzly may very well be a living avatar of Man Bear Pig.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
