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SheMan - Master of Your Universe

A little muscle on a girl is sexy. However, throw a little HGH and testosterone into the mix, and you might find yourself in a staredown with this… girl?

If I were to run into this WomanMan ManCreature at the gym or at the bar, I am going to see A LOT of red flags going up almost immediately.

First of all, this broad is actually broad, as in she is quite literally, a wide person.

Even if you really committed to drowning away the look of her delts and lower-lip/upper-chin piercing with an entire bottle of Patrón, the giant spider tattoo above her cooch should be enough to make you run into the bathroom, lock yourself in a stall, and weep for your masculinity.

Remember ladies, the ultimate goal is to attract a man, not become one.

-Tony “Too Much of a Good Thing” Muscoli

 
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Posted at 2:39pm
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  1. the-missing-chapter reblogged this from fitness-and-feminism
  2. princessfluffykins reblogged this from fitness-and-feminism
  3. fitness-and-feminism reblogged this from jojoworksout and added:
    oh my god, I have an opinion and it’s not pro-sexism? definitely on my period guys. there’s no other explanation. what a...
  4. woody112704 reblogged this from radarpaal and added:
    I fail to see how that woman in the picture is like a womanman mancreature. She isn’t that huge and in no way is she...
  5. tamralewallen reblogged this from jojoworksout and added:
    Idk why she’s even being compared to a man! Like what fucking men are you looking at she’s gorgeous! Not every woman...
  6. twenty2ndyear reblogged this from radarpaal and added:
    Meh I didn’t get a trophy or anything so I’m not sure it’s worth it.
  7. jojoworksout reblogged this from twenty2ndyear and added:
    The best insult to hurl at a girl: “is it that time of the month”. Hey asshole, even if it was, we’d still be sick of...
  8. fitbumblebee reblogged this from misscaptaincanuck
  9. operationshehulk reblogged this from misscaptaincanuck
  10. themuscleboss reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife and added:
    3 seats needed and a plate of nachos
  11. hashtag-gymlife reblogged this from twill990 and added:
    Make sure that’s a large popcorn and scoot ova.
  12. radarpaal reblogged this from misscaptaincanuck and added:
    SERIOUSLY ARE WE ALL GETTING BUTTHURT AGAIN IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, TUMBLR? CAN WE JUST TAKE THINGS WITH A GRAIN...
  13. misscaptaincanuck reblogged this from fitness-and-feminism and added:
    "The goal is to attract a man ladies, not be one" REALLY TONY IS THAT THE GOAL? IS THAT MY ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE AND IN...
  14. trabbs-boy reblogged this from dawnthebrawn and added:
    Actually, the ultimate goal is to make little turds like Tony Muscoli run to the bathroom. lock himself in a stall, and...
  15. gordita-linda reblogged this from dawnthebrawn and added:
    Guess what, lil bro? When this woman was getting strong - trust me- she wasn’t hoping and wishing and dreaming that...
  16. spiffytie reblogged this from dawnthebrawn and added:
    Do dudes like this ever consider the fact that maybe just maybe not all women lift weights/workout in order to attract a...
  17. twill990 reblogged this from dawnthebrawn and added:
    *Gets up and puts popcorn in microwave*
  18. dawnthebrawn reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    God fucking dammit how come every time, EVERY TIME I like a thing they then go and have to say bullshit like this?
  19. twoscoopsgethuge posted this