What the fuck is going on?! Is this guy black, or is he just really tan? At first you think it is obvious when you see his hand, but then when it goes off screen, his bicep could be a really tan white guy’s bicep. This is so weird.
Oh.. and as for the squishy bicep, it is probably an edema and he should definitely go to the doctor.
Squishy Bicep Syndrome
Not only is Squishy Bicep Syndrome a very serious, and very made up, medical condition, but it can also affect your social life.
No girl wants to wrap her hand around your flacid gumby arm. Your muscles should not look and feel like a Tempurpedic. That ain’t right. Your bicep should feel like it was forged in iron.
Having a squishy bicep is like having a soft dick - it isn’t good, so you work it until it is hard. End of story.
- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
