What do you do when you see this at the gym?
And for the record, I am talking about a chick in a sports bra; the fact that it is Hermoine Granger is moot.
How about this girl?
How are you feeling? What is your immediate reaction? Are you excited? Are you horny? Are you disgusted? Write your feelings down and we’ll compare notes at the end of this. Here are a few more to get that steam of consciousness going:
What are those, 8 lbs? Pussy.
What do you need those knee pads for dollface? And what’s with the ankle warmers?
HA! Curveball fuckers. Bet you didn’t expect to see this chick’s grill ruining your day.
Saving face.
That is not proper curling technique.
After all those pictures and video of girls in sports bras, you should be in the right mindset: outrage. Whenever I see a girl wearing just a sports bra up top I get outraged. What’s with the double standard?! The most fabric guys can lose, and stay socially acceptable, is there sleeves. Yet girls will walk around the gym with nothing but a strip of goddamn duck tape around their tits and nobody says a thing. In fact, most guys just stare at them… I assume in disgust. Disgust that girls can roll around on the ab mats, getting their swoobs all over the public space with no repercussions.
I’ve decided to take action. Now, whenever I see a chick in my gym rocking the sports bra look, I stare directly into her eyes; slowly lift up my shirt; and tie it off just below my pecs. Usually the chick runs away, I assume because she just got so wet she had to change her spandex.
I rock that look for the rest of my gym sesh and nobody says a goddamn thing - most likely cause you don’t fuck with somebody as jacked as me. Regardless, I have assumed that I can also start wearing sleeveless belly shirts to the gym. I spend every day looking like a roided out version of Spike from The Little Giants and it feels phenomenal.
Now everybody is staring at me again and not that bitch with the sports bra - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. See you tomorrow at the gym, I’ll be the dude in the sleeveless stomach cut-off.
-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli
