Sabotage (2014)
Members of an elite DEA task force find themselves being taken down one by one after they rob a drug cartel safe house.
Hold onto your dicks and tits, this is going to be AAAAAAH-MAZING:
Fuck me did you guys see that shit? Explosions, burning money, assault rifles, acrobatic babes, Terrence Howard, one-liners, AKs, other guns I can’t name, drugs, piles of cash, ARNOLD. This is going to be incredible! In fact, all these awesome Arnold action movies right now (Escape Plan, Expendables 3, Terminator 5) are making me kind of mad that Schwarzenegger took a break from being a movie star to pursue his political career.
I get it, he can do anything and everything he wants. He is The King and if he wants to be a Governor he is going to be a fucking Governor. Yet I feel like we were robbed of two terms worth of quality action star while he was busy lowering his approval rating as Governor in California.
No matter, Arnold looks like he is on his way to outdoing Clint Eastwood in old-man-badassness.
Only problem? This movie does not come out until 2014.
What are you suppose to do until then? I recommend watching Escape Plan and jerking off to Pumping Iron to pass the time, that is what I’ll be doing anyway.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
