Meet Brittany Renner:

I am fairly certain that she is famous because her Instagram game is ON POINT:

Renner has a 6-pack and a thick ass and she flaunts that shit all over the internet. Like… DAT BOOTY:

Here is the “Fitness” video she did for WSHH. I am going to warn you, this is most def not safe for work. It isn’t even really safe in any public setting actually. The only thing this video doesn’t show is vag. You get full on ass shots; I KNOW I saw a nipple in there somewhere; shit is straight up hardcore softcore and the side effects of watching include, but are not limited to: boner, double boner, and an overwhelming urge to do squats. The fact that this was touted as a fitness video is laughable, but also qualifies it to be posted on this blog. So sit back, relax, shut the blinds, close the door, grab the Vaseline, and turn on some music so your roommates can’t hear you treating your dick as a Shake Weight:
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli