The original title of this video was “Sexy Girl Pull Up Bar Fail”. I found that title to be wildly inaccurate because this broad is a 6 at best. You could say, “oh she has a nice body,” but she doesn’t. My pecs would legit not fit into that training bra of hers. Tony like curves, and this skinny bitch ain’t got them. Also, she is mechanically deficient, which is a turn off. If she can’t get that bar to hold up even her little boobs, I’d hate to see what happens when she tries to prop open a door or screw in a light bulb.
Sexy girl fail.
To be fair though, that type of pull-up bar is TERRIBLE. When I was in high school I had one. Thing fuckin’ sucks. I was getting all jacked up for a season of bone-crunching JV Football, when the bar gave out and I came straight down onto the back of my head. My buddies said I was concussed - I think I still am. That is why you go to a real gym. Home gyms are for Tony Hortons and soccer moms.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
