Ultra Music Festival is a wonderful celebration of youthful exuberance, drugs, Miami, music, muscles, women, bead masks, and filthy, filthy beats. This year was no exception.
The world’s greatest DJs converge on downtown Miami to put on a 3 day show of light and sound that would make most Europeans say, “meh, I’ve seen bigger.”
Here is the official Two Scoops recap of each day’s greatest performances.
Day 1.
Friday featured some huge artists: Tiesto, Eric Prydz, Kaskade, Diplo, Kill The Noise, and The Chainsmokers.
Who was the best? I don’t know; I was too drunk to remember.
Day 2.
Rolling too hard to remember.
Day 3.
Too high to remember.
Recap, DONE.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
