This is Evan Centopani, and that is a gratuitous amount of bicep - Fact. I pulled a muscle in my bicep just looking at this picture. That arm is surprisingly unsettling, retardedly unnatural, freakishly unnerving, and entirely necessary. 22 Inches of thunder and lightening. Shit is stupid big. Hell, as much as I hate to admit it, he probably takes three scoops.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
P.S. I’m no gastroenterologist, but I’m pretty sure that is the face you make when you have a big protein fart. Therefore, through my intuitive powers of deductive reasoning, I have hereby concluded that Evan Centopani flexes his biceps when he farts, which is god-damned heroic.
