This picture was posted on Facebook recently:
It received an overwhelmingly large response for people who actually agree with the joke that this image was suppose to be.
For example,
Yea… I know… try to control your anger Two Scoopers. There are so many things I want to say to this bitch my fingers can’t even type correctitfuckthatfathoe.
First of all, the two men in the pictures above are actually the same person - Drew Manning. Drew gained 70 pounds, then lost it again, to show stupid people, like the girl who made this comment, that it can be done if you eat and train intelligently. His website is Fit2Fat2Fit.
Then, in an unfortunate contradiction to Manning’s purpose, stupid people try jumping on the karma train by saying that the healthy version of Manning must be a shallow, vapid meathead who knows of nothing but protein shakes and sex with a different girl every week, which is of course a ridiculou… wait… actually that doesn’t sound half bad.
So this bitch is saying that being addicted to protein shakes and working out means I get to have sex with a different girl every week? Shit! I was about to tear this chick a new one for saying that meatheads are shallow and care about nothing but being swole, but the more I read into it, the more I actually agree with her.
Yes, I am addicted to protein shakes.
Yes, I do spend every spare moment at the gym.
Yes, I do have a new shallow chick every week.
No, I can’t figure out why I can’t get a real women, mostly because I don’t know what this bitch means when she says, “a real woman.” Aren’t all women “real?” Unless we are talking about blow-up dolls, which are terrible in the sack anyway.
One day, a Two Scooper will finally bed this chick and then she will be thinking, “WOW, here I’ve been fucking fat guys this whole time, when I should have been sucking on a Two Scooper. Fuck me right?” Then we can all have a good belly laugh about this with our friends.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
