You just watched Chen Wei-Ling of Taiwan squat 375 lbs. She competes in the 48 kg weight class, and weighs 46 kgs at the time of this video (101 lbs).
Is this fucked up? Does watching a girl squat more than you make you question your manhood? Does watching a person of any gender and weight squat 3.75x their body weight make you question your place in this world?
Personally, watching this video induced a sensation in my groin region equivocal to lowering my scrotum into an ice bath. The rate at which my testicles ascended into my body while watching this video was unprecedented. The speed at which the shrinkage took place was fascinating really, a scientific marvel.
Science would have you believe that during the phenomena known as “shrinkage,” the skin around the testicles tightens and creates the shrinking effect - the testes themselves do not actually fluctuate in size. However, in this particular instance of Emasculation-Induced Shrinkage, my actual testicles experienced diminution. Usually, each ball is a size comparative to that of a golf ball. After watching this video? Marbles. It is as if the only remaining evidence of my gender was the tiny, flaccid phallus that was left dangling, alone and afraid, above the satchel where my once proud child-care center stood.
I guess today is leg day.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
