TwoScoopsGetHuge Exclusive here:
At least 3 Colby football players just got suspended for letting their bros watch as they got blowjobs. Classic meathead move right there.
Now, this is still just speculation, considering I am not a real journalist and all I have to go on is a buddy’s word and a bunch of texts from some puck sluts who were jealous that some football broad is being a better attention whore than they are, but apparently these guys had their friends watching through the window whenever they got a blowy. I imagine a mass text that went something like, “bros, this broad is about take a trip to the sausage factory. Leaving shades open in room 234.” Hell, they probably had some dudes who were watching from inside a closet as well, straight R. Kelly style. Anyway, this chick gets wind that her sexcapades are being sexploited and she gets a security officer to watch for the peeping Toms the next time she goes downtown. Security officer sees the guys watching, finishes jerking off himself, and then rounds them all up for questioning. Cockblock.
My question is: Don’t you think this chick could have found a way to get these guys caught that didn’t involve blowing the guy again? Whatever, just wait for a legit news article to be published about this shit to get the real facts. Just remember where the rumor mill started churning: TwoScoopsGetHuge(Boners).
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
