Oh hello you beautiful, beautiful thing. Whoever invented you was one of two things:
- Fat.
- Trying to move the day after doing heavy squats.
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I walked limped into CVS today after absolutely annihilating my legs last night. We are talking 3x10 heavy Squats, Romanian Deadlifts, Machine Leg Press to failure, One-Legged Hamstring Curls, Standing Calf Raises, the whole shabang. I am in no condition to move, let alone climb stairs, and this absolutely gorgeous invention is there to welcome me up to the Vitamin and Nutrition isles.
Ladies and Meatmen, I am not a religious man, but I must say after Legs Day, thank God for the escalator… and elevator, can’t forget that.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
