A note from Tony:
Trying to keep all you assholes entertained is tough business. I recruited one of my spotters at Gold’s to help out around here. I’ll let Juice introduce himself:
Joey “Juice” Vigaroni
First things first… stats:
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 205 lbs
Physique: Fucking huge. Was that a serious question?
Attitude: Hard
Gym: Gold’s, or the occasional curbside Volkswagen clean press.
Story: My journey began in the maternity ward at Mass General Hospital. I performed a Turkish Get-up and straight muscled my way out of that vagina (not knowing I’d be muscling my way back into vaginas for the rest of my life), slapped the nurse in the ass, housed 2 servings of hospital eggs, and washed it all down with a tit full of 2%. When I came out, I had a full head of hair, a full size dick, and surprising vascularity for an infant.
How do I feel about writing for TwoScoopsGetHuge? You know that feeling you get about 7 minutes after ingesting two scoops of N.O. Xplode?… Your fingers tingle, vision becomes slightly blurred, you develop a strange yearning for a blumpkin, and you feel weird being in public, outside of the gym, because you are so fucking amped? That is how I feel, especially the part about the blumpkin.
-Joey “Juice” Vigaroni
