It is called the Power Loader Exoskeleton, and it can help lift 220lbs. You call that “Super Strength?” I can help you lift 220lbs. Where do you want it? Sure, this suit means some scrawny guy with a severe Napoleonic Bicep complex can pickup 220lbs, but from the looks of it that dumbbell was 25kg, which is about as much as I can kegel.
The problem with this stupid suit is that, after millions of dollars have been spent in R&D, they invented NOTHING new.
But Tony, they invented a machine that can easily lift 220 lbs!
I am a machine that can easily lift 220 lbs. Nothing new there. And I didn’t cost millions in R&D, just a couple hundred a month for a gym membership and a shopping spree at GNC.
But Tony, they have developed a machine that will allow those who aren’t as physically gifted as you to lift things much heavier than themselves!
Forklift. I rest my case.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
