Ain’t It Cool News - Pair Mark Wahlberg and The Rock up as a couple of idiot bodybuilders in Miami who get caught up in extortion and kidnapping that goes all bad, and what do you get? What is most likely Michael Bay’s cheapest film to date.
Holy. Fucking. Boner. I’ve never waited in a line to see a movie premier ever. I just don’t care enough. I’ll wait a week or two until the crowds die down and go and see it when I don’t have to waste my time sharing my armrests with movie buffs and comic book nerds. But, on April 26th, 2013, Tony Muscoli will be first-in-fucking-line at AMC to see this movie.
This explains all those awesome pictures we’ve seen recently of Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson hitting the gym together!
- There was Mark Wahlberg in awesome pants:
- The Rock flexing outside his gym.
- The Rock flexing inside his gym.
- Mark and Dwayne in matching tank tops.
- The Mark and Dwayne ‘Gym is Closed’ Meme.
- Dwayne Johnson looking just straight enormous.
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Haters are gonna hate on this movie, Two Scoopers are beat up the haters, watch the movie, and then buy the Limited Edition Extended Version DVD Box Set of Pain & Gain - twice.
Is 7 months prior too early to reserve my tickets on Fandango?
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
Thanks to Walter K. for the tip.
