Gregg Valentino has the world’s largest biceps. 28 inches. This means that his arm is 2 inches bigger than my smoking hot girlfriend’s waist. His arm is bigger than an entire person. Some might call this ridiculous, ludicrous, preposterous, even retarded… we call it fantastic. Isn’t it everybody’s goal to have their arm be the size of small child? Well Gregg Valentino says, “why stop at a child? My arms are going to be larger than a fully grown adult woman - or a male midget. Either way, I’m going to be massif.”
Gregg Valentino says, “my arms are going to be bigger than a midget!”
And for that, we thank you Gregg. Even his name is bigger! He can’t just be Greg with one “g” at the end. Greg with one “g” would have small 22" biceps. He has to be Gregg with two g’s, because he is that fucking huge.
This stupid asshole sets the golden standard for the GAB segment, and for that we give Mr. Valentino the mad, stupidfly, bombass, retarded props.
Gregg’s arms are so fucking big that TLC named an entire documentary after them:
The Man Whose Arms Exploded: Part 1
The Man Whose Arms Exploded: Part 2
You get the point, but if you are still interested, The Man Whose Arms Exploded: Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5 can be found on our YouTube channel:
How do you like that fucking giant button? Made that shit myself.
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-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
