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"NO Deadlifting" Says Planet Fitness

Effective October 1st, absolutely NO deadlifting will be allowed, per Planet Fitness corporate regulations.

What’s next Planet Fitness? “NO Weightlifting will be allowed, ONLY Cardio."  I think I just vomited, a lot, onto my keyword, at the thought of a place like that.  I bet all the walls and equipment would be colored something really fruity like yellow and purple.  Come to think of it, a place that didn’t have free weights, was decorated like a Chucky Cheese ball pit, and whose clientele consisted entirely of fat girls and scrawny guys, would look a lot like a fucking PLANET FITNESS.

If you haven’t cancelled your Planet Fitness membership yet, get off this site.  I don’t even want you here.  I don’t.  I’m not even going to apologize for it.

I don’t care how convenient the location is for you, what’s the point if Planet Fitness doesn’t even let you pick things up and put them down? 

-Tony "Two Scoops” Muscoli

 
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Posted at 11:09am
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  1. slickrick54 reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge
  2. sara-marinara reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge
  3. manafterhisownheart reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  4. unoriginalthinkings reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  5. randomactsoffitness reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  6. fyodor-brostoevski reblogged this from paulapowercat and added:
    TRUE FACTS: Planet Fitness by my house has pizza night and morning bagels on the first Monday and Tuesday of every...
  7. oldschoolamrap reblogged this from jandthelyonsden
  8. the-agony-of-atlas reblogged this from doodle904
  9. doodle904 reblogged this from daveloire and added:
    That’s stupid! They say it interrupts the environment.
  10. daveloire reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife and added:
    Which is why I laugh when people try to get me to go there.
  11. realsm28 reblogged this from drwannabe
  12. learnandbreathe reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  13. drwannabe reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife and added:
    The fuck is this shit?
  14. hashtag-gymlife reblogged this from paulapowercat and added:
    A lot of health clubs have implemented this rule. I’m still not sure of the reasoning. It might be because of property...
  15. raising-thebar reblogged this from paulapowercat and added:
    Straight ridiculous. “Only a dumbbell would get a membership there”. This place needs to go out of business. Fast.
  16. jandthelyonsden reblogged this from paulapowercat and added:
    Are they for real? What is this place a day spa ?
  17. paulapowercat reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    the… Oh noooooo! That is just terrible. Not...there’s anywhere
  18. ruggerwords reblogged this from guerrillatank and added:
    Huh???
  19. deadboltdomderailed reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    Blasphemy. Fucking wierdos. Fitness my lean deadlifting backsquatting ass. Cease then, to call yourself a gym, and crawl...
  20. grip-n-rip reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    Just had to. This is awful. Im going to go in there and squat and see if i can get that banned too….
  21. gettinonmyfitness reblogged this from guerrillatank and added:
    Ummm, planet fitness, there will be no more membership due to my fitness regulations. #fuckyou. Is this for real?
  22. guerrillatank reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge
  23. tinamariex reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    Re-fucking-diculous
  24. twoscoopsgethuge posted this