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Gratuitous Amounts of Bicep: Scooby1961

The more of this guy I watch, the more I love. Scooby has over 145 videos on YouTube and I want to watch ALL OF THEM.

This video, in particular, is a masterpiece. The gnome at 0:07 is THE SHIT. I want somebody to put together a gnome highlight real. Please somebody else do it for the Scoop de Dos. If you do, send it to [email protected] and I will put that funky shit up here for all 6 people who read this blog the world.

And the names of the improper curling techniques? Genius.

"The Powerlifter Wannabe," "Disco Dork," and "The Flapping Chicken" are pure gold. How do I meet Scooby? Can I pay him to come to the gym with me for Chest and Triceps? If I plug his website, can I get a shout out?

Scooby’s Motherfucking Website!

You’re welcome. Now, for my shout out, Scooby, I’m thinking you stare deadpan at the camera and get your pecs going, just bouncing all over the place. Then, have the gnome pop up and say something like, “TwoScoopsGetHuge.com is the balls!”

Title it “Two Scoops Got Huge” and watch it get a million hits. Boom. Done. And you don’t even have to pay me for writing that bomb-ass script.

<— “The Money Shot”

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 

Posted at 2:47pm
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