I’ve been saying it for years: Go “get high in the bar.” Because really, what is the point in being huge if you give up your social life to do so? You are huge, and you are therefore THE SHIT. Act like it.
At least be better than me, drinking alone while I blog… wait a minute… oh my god, my skin is coming apart… it’s amazing!
Anybody up for some Jack3d Whiskey?
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli