If you were ever wondering how to make it on Two Scoops as a girl, this is it. Put on a bikini, show off your abs, and straight flatten a bitch.
As a girl, you don’t have to have big muscles to be a Two Scooper, you just have to like big weights (and it doesn’t hurt to be hot).
By the way, how does the Lingerie Football League stay in business? Do people come watch the games? I imagine it is like your typical strip club patrons: a few rowdy regulars and bachelor parties cheering for somebody to get naked, while a bunch of creepy elderly gentleman - possibly homeless men - sit in the back of the venue rubbing one out.
Is the LFL televised? Like Channel 6969 on Direct TV or something? Do you think there are people who actually follow a team like the Los Angeles Temptation through their season? I am incredibly intrigued. Maybe I’ll start watching the LFL… you know, for science.
- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
