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Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child? No Surprise Here

(CNN) — Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child more than 10 years ago outside of his marriage to Maria Shriver, a source close to the former California governor confirmed to CNN on Tuesday…

After Schwarzenegger and Shriver married in 1986, they became one of America’s most famous couples.

He was one of Hollywood’s highest-paid actors, and she was a network news anchor and a member of the Kennedy family, America’s storied Democratic political dynasty.

Shortly before the 2003 gubernatorial election that catapulted the former actor to political office, however, the Los Angeles Times ran a series of articles in which 16 women accused him of sexually harassing and humiliating them over a 30-year period in incidents on movie sets, at gymnasiums and elsewhere.

One of the women said that when she worked with Schwarzenegger on a movie, he pulled up her shirt to expose her breasts and took a picture, and groped her on two other occasions…

…Schwarzenegger said he knew nothing about Miller’s allegations and said the timing of the complaints of the 16 women was “rather odd,” given that no one had filed a complaint against him in the 35 years that he had lived in the United States.

Schwarzenegger issued a general apology for “behaving badly sometimes” but said many of the allegations were not true “because that’s not my behavior.”

Schwarzenegger, a naturalized U.S. citizen from Austria who gained fame as the youngest winner of the Mr. Universe bodybuilding contest, was governor until January. He has been busy in recent months reviving his acting career and signing movie deals — including a project to do another installment of his “Terminator” series.

Does this surprise anybody? Doesn’t surprise me. Pretty run-of-the-mill Arnold. I don’t get what all the fuss is about. He has a hot wife, but banged other chicks. Soooo… what? Tiger Woods, and every other famous athlete, already beat Arnold to the media on that one. Do people forget that Arnold was once an athlete too? Do people forget that Arnold won Mr. Olympia 7 times for being the hugest, most muscular athlete on the planet? Obviously, that means he was covered in cunt 24/7. Now, if he ignored his love child then I might sing a different tune, but he paid for his illegitimate kid, like a gentleman should, so I got no beef.

Arnold Schwarzenegger with girls


And don’t say a god damned thing about the 16 women who accused him of sexual assault. Arnold nailed it on the head when he said that the timing of their complaints was “rather odd.” Obviously, these women saw him on the movie set, took one look at Arnold’s Bicep, and immediately starting fingering themselves. Can’t blame Arnold for reaching in to grab a tit.

So what does Arnold do with his marriage and political career coming to a screeching halt? He brushes his shoulders off and signs up for another Terminator movie, one of the most bad-ass roles in cinematic history. The guy is killing it. The man does everything right. He is unstoppable.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 

Posted at 12:29pm
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