I mean, I don’t think I really have to say anything, do I? 22” of Glory. 8x Mr. Olympia, probably on biceps alone. And the best catch phrases in bodybuilding. Even non-meatheads can appreciate the shit this guy says. You could be a desk jockey, just crushing expense reports yelling, “LIGHT WORK BABAAYYY!!!” I know I do. This Excel spreadsheet? “Ain’t nothin’ but a peanut!”
Look at the fucking BICEP VEIN!
It is nuts. I just want to touch it.
Fuck I am excited to lift today. I have a lifting boner.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
