What the hell are you doing CrossFit?
Why are you getting all up in this chicks grill IN THE MIDDLE OF A LIFT?
I hope she fails the lift and dumps the weight forward.
Blue Shorts will try to get out of the way but the bar will hit him right in the knee wraps he doesn’t need.
The collision of the olympic bar with Blue Shorts’ shin causes him to spill his Venti Non-Fat One Pump No-Whip Mocha Latte all over the floor.
Blue Shorts starts bleeding everywhere, so Black Shirt takes off his belt (he wasn’t using it anyway) to use as some sort of CrossFit tourniquet.
The guy jumping in the background sees the stupidity of the situation and comes over to tell Black Shirt that he is functionally retarded.
Jumping Man slips on the puddle of coffee and ends up headbutting Black Shirt.
Finally an ambulance arrives to take away all the CrossFitters gains.
End of story.
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