I don’t think this picture really needs a caption, but let’s have a go anyway:
“HYYYAAAAA! You like watching me curl this 20 lb dumbbell don’t you girl?”
"Nice legs, when do they open?"
"I don’t know if you saw, but I did over a 1,000."
"Nice leotard. Wanna bang?"
"Hey babe, I got stopped at the airport last week trying to bring these guns onto an airplane."
"Can you call a vet? These pythons are sick."
"Ay girl, I’m a put ma finger in yo butt."
I know you guys can think of more.
