I’ve seen this fun little poster all over the internet recently:
Hurray for dudes! blah blah blah… but I thought it was missing something CRITICAL:
Better…
But how does this story really end, the dude is like 50 with no family? I don’t know, that seems like he turned out to be a loser. Am I wrong? Being single is cool… until everybody you know around you is all wifed up and then you are like, the lone wolf bro trying to convince your married friends to go do single guy shit, but more likely you just end up being odd man out all time. 3rd wheeling it everywhere you go? No thanks. I am sure some people can pull it off, but we ain’t all Hitch, so I fixed this poster for real:
Much better.
There you go. Whether you want to be single your whole life or not, this poster works. Dude got huge, shit got awesome. Tell ya friends.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
