This is a real picture of the doctor who performed this study.
Research Abstract — The purpose of this study is to gain understanding of the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men. The serum testosterone concentrations of 28 volunteers were investigated daily during abstinence periods after ejaculation for two phases. The authors found that the fluctuations of testosterone levels from the 2nd to 5th day of abstinence were minimal. On the 7th day of abstinence, however, a clear peak of serum testosterone appeared, reaching 145.7% of the baseline ( P < 0.01). No regular fluctuation was observed following continuous abstinence after the peak. Ejaculation is the precondition and beginning of the special periodic serum testosterone level variations, which would not occur without ejaculation. The results showed that ejaculation-caused variations were characterized by a peak on the 7th day of abstinence; and that the effective time of an ejaculation is 7 days minimum.
Well isn’t that a fucking diabolical Catch-22. Everybody knows testosterone is the balls when it comes to muscle building, but this article is saying I have to be abstinent for an entire week to get my “T” jacked up? How the fuck am I suppose to do that? What happens if I wait a whole week, and my testosterone jumps up by 45.7%? Is the ultimate goal to never get off and walk around giving the weight room 145.7% all the time? Because if you did that then you would be huge and awesome, and when you are huge and awesome you get to fuck chicks, but when you fuck chicks your T-levels go negative 45.7% and then you are back to square 1.
This sucks. There has to be a supplement that lets me circumvent this problem. Whatever, I won’t even try. Even if I did make it a week, I’d run into a laptop a girl long before I was able to reap the benefits.
-Tony “Blue Balls” Muscoli
