Sorry babe, you ain’t gun git you a muscled man when you got more rolls than Bertucci’s. I’d rather be gay than be with that creature too - at least a fit gay guy would know how to cook me my chicken: with a tablespoon of olive oil, salt and pepper, not breaded in ground Cheetos and marinated in bacon fat.
Actually, Bacon Fat Cheetos Chicken sounds fucking amazing… Maybe if the fat chick was grinding up on me on my cheat day.
-Tony “Not TOO Fat” Muscoli
