I am standing in line to get a burrito.
The girl behind me in line backs into me.
She turns around and apologizes, placing her hand on my arm and saying, “excuse me.”
As soon as she feels my arm, she starts groping it.
She is feeling my bicep, tricep, back to bicep saying,
”Wow. Oh my. Oh my GOD!" - in a, I-am-unexpectedly-surprised-and-aroused-by-your-arm-girth tone.
Nobody out-gropes Tony.
In an effort to maintain my stance on equal treatment between the sexes, I palmed her tit, grabbed her ass, and ended on a “you’re squat is solid… your bench needs work.”
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
