I watched that whole fucking movie. For 18 minutes and 10 seconds, I’m waiting for something funny to happen, and nothing funny ever happens. Nothing happens. I just sat there and waited for him to get awesome.
At dinner, I waited for him to start downing pounds of chicken, just facing protein. Or maybe he was going to start curling the waitress or some shit. Nothing.
Then back at the girls place, I thought he was going to start flexing and make the chicks grind on his face or something. Nothing.
Then when he is leaving, I expected her to tell him to come back so they could have a wild orgy, or at least ask him out on a second date so I could feel good inside. Nothing.
Nothing happens, except he crawls in bed with is mother. Sweet, now I feel like a crybaby too. Shitty short film,… making me cry. GET THAT DUDE SOME FRIENDS! FRIENDSHIP! That big dude needs some FRIENDSHIP!
Dear Dennis,
Start bouncing at a club and meet chicks that way. Or go to the batting cages with your spotter, or with the dude who loads your plates on for you. DO SOMETHING! Go make friends Dennis. Dennis, you are bummin’ me out man.Sincerely,
Tony Muscoli
P.S. Dennis just ruined my day.
