If this guy’s biceps were as big as his balls, I would hire him IMMEDIATELY!
"You lift bro? You looking that skinnylicious, the girl is bigger than you."
A) That girl was hot.
B) “You looking that skinnylicious” is my new favorite insult.
This right here was perhaps the greatest exchange in prank show history:
Black Guy: “185 of what? What you wanna do with it?”
VitalyzdTV: “Press.”
BG: “How many time you wanna do it?”
VitalyzdTV: “Five.”
BG: “Daz it? I was expecting a number somewhere around, 30. You see, I play college football, I’m trying to go to The League, I put up 225 at least fifteen times right now. Whajoowannado?”
VitalyzdTV: “…Let’s go.”
BG: “Bye fellas! I’m goin to go make some money.”
When it came down to it, this NFL hopeful wasn’t about to get called out. The Iron does not lie, and this guy knows it. Future Combine Hopeful went straight to the ultimate test of strength: A Bench-Off.
225 for max reps is the only way. You can cheat on a Push-Up Contest. Arm Wrestling is manly as all hell, but it involves strategy. A Bench-Off is pure, brute strength. Lockout. Bar to chest. Lockout. No questionable outcomes with a Bench-Off, no Russian judges here. Plus, 185lbs for 5 reps just shows that VitalyzdTV doesn’t actually lift himself.
Good for you sir for calling this prankster out. I hope you make it to The League.
My favorite reaction was this guy:
VitalyzdTV: ”Do you lift?”
Black Tank Top: “Yea Bro.”
VitalyzdTV: “Ohzzz, zzmall muscles.”
Black TankTop: “Yeaaaah bro.”
Black Tank Top wasn’t phased. He knows he ain’t small. I like that confidence. Two Scoops status right thur.
-Tony “Yea, I Lift” Muscoli
