“‘SUP DUDES. I AM HERE TODAY, IN THIS COMPLETELY VACANT GYM, TO SHOUT AT YOU. NOT BECAUSE I HAVE TO, BUT BECAUSE I WANT TO!
OK, FIRST WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HAIRLESS MY BODY IS, YOU’LL NOTICE THAT THE COMBINATION OF MY LACK OF BODY HAIR, WITH MY LACK OF TAN, CREATES A NEAR PERFECT ILLUSION OF PREPUBESCENCE…”
"Rarrrr… I’m a monster!”
Sorry Two Scoopers, that is more CAPS LOCK than I ever wanted to include in a single post, but I couldn’t effectively mock that guy’s tone of voice without it. To give this Scott Herman guy credit, he does do a nice job explaining each exercise and its proper form.
He also does a nice job explaining that WE WILL NOT BEING CATCHING MONSTERS. Damn shame too, because I had been Googling “Monster Traps” trying to figure out how to capture the Jabberwocky that lives in my basement. Guess I’ll never find how to build a good monster trap. Thanks for nothing Steve Herman.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
