Hey Hipsters, give us our fucking beer back.
This is the most amazing beer commercial I’ve seen since the 1995 Super Bowl. Frank Zane just kills the clean and press, watches and laughs as 5 dudes have to carry his weight off the stage, then goes and gets a PBR and some insane ’70s pussy at the bar. Plus the soundtrack is out of this world and it sends a very clear message:
Drinking PBR will make you huge.
- Frank Zane
All I know is that I really want a fucking PBR right now. You know what that means hipsters? We are taking our beer back. You have disgraced Frank Zane’s legacy long enough! I am going to bring my protein shake with me the next time I go to the Fat Cat in NYC and I am going to put that shit down right next to my PBR so all the hipsters can see it. Nothing scares hipsters more than 17 inch biceps and protein shakes.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
