Two Scoops. Get Huge.

nopityfitness:

While you talk, I train.

While you eat, I fuel.

While you party, I recover party harder.

While you take days off, I get better.

While you make excuses, I move weight.

While you talk big, I get big.

While you quit fast, I run fast.

While you act strong, I get strong.

While you fail, I succeed.

Success is a mindset.

While you talk about not drinking and partying to show how motivated and dedicated you are to your training,
I drink, do drugs, dance, party, and fuck.

…then I call you a pussy for not partying.

A real champion can do it all:


Arnold is a champion. He can do it all.

Frank Zane is a champion. He can do it all.

Two Scoopers are champions… pussy.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Hey Hipsters, give us our fucking beer back.

This is the most amazing beer commercial I’ve seen since the 1995 Super Bowl. Frank Zane just kills the clean and press, watches and laughs as 5 dudes have to carry his weight off the stage, then goes and gets a PBR and some insane ’70s pussy at the bar. Plus the soundtrack is out of this world and it sends a very clear message:

Drinking PBR will make you huge.

- Frank Zane

All I know is that I really want a fucking PBR right now. You know what that means hipsters? We are taking our beer back. You have disgraced Frank Zane’s legacy long enough! I am going to bring my protein shake with me the next time I go to the Fat Cat in NYC and I am going to put that shit down right next to my PBR so all the hipsters can see it. Nothing scares hipsters more than 17 inch biceps and protein shakes.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli