Tony,
Will I ever be a Warrior Master like hardcore bodybuilder Ann?
Yours Hugely,
Hap
No, sorry. You will never be a Warrior Master like Hardcore Bodybuilder Ann. That chick is just too hardcore. Actually, I take that back. You should never say never. Achieve the impossible blah blah blah…
I want to see somebody else do this so badly it hurts. Can somebody please, please, please send your Uncle Tony a video of you at your local gym doing a set of Shoulder Flyes, and yelling “I AM A WARRIOR MASTER” at the top of your lungs? I will post that video IMMEDIATELY and you will gain instant internet fame amongst all 6 people who read this blog.
That being said, let the Warrior Master be a lesson to you. Screaming through your workout shows courage. It shows determination. It shows the weights that you just don’t give a fuck. Nothing can stop you. Be your own Warrior Master.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
P.S. I am almost positive that she makes those exact same noises when she bangs you. EXACT SAME.