Hey Planet Fitness, what gives? You call yourself a gym? You call yourself a “judgment free zone?” Pretty sure you just kicked out the one guy who is going to use your gym the most. And this guy had it all: the gallon water jug, the oiled up sweaty muscles visible through the unbuttoned button down, earring in the right ear, clubbing sunglasses atop the head in case of spontaneous dance parties… waaaiit a minute. Wait just a beefcake loving minute! This dude was gay too!?
So Planet Fitness is saying that they will accept or deny your membership by discriminating based on your looks and your sexual orientation? Well fuck that, and fuck Planet Fitness. I am going in there tomorrow, and I am going to start throwing dumbbells, and chucking weights all over the gym like I own the place. Fuck Planet Fitness.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
