After annihilating my legs yesterday, I went to bed to get my 9 hours of Buff Sleep (it is like beauty sleep, but for dudes). I took some Animal PM and threw on some Hulu to help me relax cause I was still jacked up on stimulants from my workout. Then the first advertising break came on, and that is when shit hit the fan.
Kashi was running an ad claiming that they were now making cereals that had as much protein as an egg. AN EGG?! As in, ONE egg. What the fuck am I supposed to do with one egg? All the protein in an egg is in the egg white, and I eat a (minimum) 10 egg white omelette every morning. So am I suppose to eat 10 fucking bowls of Kashi instead? Who do you think I am Kashi, Kobayashi? Come to think of it they sound surprisingly similar. Probably some ridiculous marketing ploy. I feel like I am in one of those old Total cereal ads:
Cut the shit Kashi. Stop bragging about having the protein of ONE egg. Come talk to us when a bowl of your shitty organic dog food crosses the 6 egg mark. Then we can talk.
-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli
