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Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

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YUUUUUUUPPP. Tony love this shit. Any sequel to an old “B” action movie will get my ass in the theaters, or at least I’ll rent it On Demand, or in the very least I’ll find it online and watch it for free, but I WILL fucking watch this shit.

Dolph Lundgren is a model of Aryan meatheadedness and will always be the perfect villain.


Dolph Lundgren in Rocky


And, even at 51 years old, Jean-Claude Van Damme continues to fight the stereotype that all Frenchmen are pussies. Granted he is actually from Belgium, but with a name like Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg, he might as well be French.



God, Jean-Claude is so fucking French.

I hope Hollywood gets their act together and starts filming sequels to Commando and Running Man next.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

(Source: hurtinbombs)

 
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    looks like fun to me, and Scott Adkins is a great actor!
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    YUUUUUUUPPP. Tony love this shit. Any sequel to an old “B” action movie will get my ass in the theaters, or at least...
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    Simultaneously hated and loved these movies.
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