Reader Email:
Hey Tony,
Used to be, if you saw a guy at the gym with a beanie hat on, he was the fucking man. He usually had a mean-ass goatee and tank top that covered half his upper body and was curling 120’s. So what if it was 80 damn degrees in the gym, you gotta pay the cost to be the boss. Nowadays, I can’t tell you how many scrawny-ass pretenders I see in beanies lifting the most limp-dick weights. That’s why I want to propose another Two Scoops Get Huge commandment:
If your want to wear a beanie in the gym, your biceps must be bigger than 22” in circumference. If that beanie is any color other than black, your chest better be 50 inches or bigger.
-Two Scoops 4:13
-Frankie Ferarri
Frankie, you might have set the bar pretty high here, but I like where your head is at. Let me just set the record straight: You have to be jacked out of your face to wear a winter hat to hot gym. Facial hair? mandatory. Just take a look at this schmuck to my right. Looks like a total fucking tool. I found this picture by searching for a “weight lifting hat.” I didn’t realize it would return a picture of a weight lifting douche bag. Only the biggest of the badasses can pull off the beanie. End of story.
-Tony
