Reader Email:
Good morning Tony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQHrAjb1tzk
-The Diplomat from CosbySweaters.com
A truly riveting email, and then I watched the video:
Aaaaaaaah fuck. When was the last time you squatted over 200% of your body weight? Because I honestly don’t think I ever have. It is videos like this that make me feel like a royal piece of shit.
Sidenote: Parents of this girl, are you sure you want her to be a lesbian this early in life? Let me guess, when you don’t have her at powerlifting comps you are driving her to softball practice? Don’t give up on your little girl yet. Put her in little pink tutu’s and let her play with barbie dolls and shit until you know for a fact that she is full blown lesbo. This is bad parenting.
Girls shouldn’t be in the weight room. Nothing drops my testosterone faster than a girl out-squatting me at the gym. I see that and I hit the showers and try again tomorrow. Just no point in staying to humiliate yourself at that point.
I take little solace in the fact that I can squat more than this 9 year old girl. I need to beef up. Looks like today just turned into a legs day.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
Ok, I’ll allow this girl in the weight room to squat on me.
