This guy is doing dips with 5 plates. Have you ever seen dips performed with 5 plates? Does having that much weight between your legs make your dick feel bigger, or smaller? Is the amount of plates you can dip relative to one’s testicular heft?
Did I mention this guy is doing dips with 5 plates? It is strange because logically it doesn’t really make all that much sense. Let me try to work through this…
Scientifical Proof:
Forearm vein visibility given paleness of skin makes insane dip strength plausible.
Mathematical Disproof:
Bodyweight + (45lbs x 5) = 450+ lbs = WTF?
Optical Proof:
His shirt says “WOLFPACK” on the back, which makes insane dip strength plausible.
I feel small.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
