Two Scoops. Get Huge.

This guy is doing dips with 5 plates. Have you ever seen dips performed with 5 plates? Does having that much weight between your legs make your dick feel bigger, or smaller? Is the amount of plates you can dip relative to one’s testicular heft?

Did I mention this guy is doing dips with 5 plates? It is strange because logically it doesn’t really make all that much sense. Let me try to work through this…

Scientifical Proof:
Forearm vein visibility given paleness of skin makes insane dip strength plausible.

Mathematical Disproof:
Bodyweight + (45lbs x 5) = 450+ lbs = WTF?

Optical Proof:
His shirt says “WOLFPACK” on the back, which makes insane dip strength plausible.

I feel small.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

"20 minutes a day, 3 days a week, and you’ll have a body like Hochuli."

Ed Hochuli is quite possibly the most famous official in America. Why? Because he is huge.

Yes, he will make the occasional long-winded penalty explanation that will bring about a few laughs on SportsCenter, but nobody laughs at him for the real reason he is famous: his barrel chest and massif biceps.

It is as simple as that, there is no joke in this post, just: Get huge like Hochuli, get noticed. End of story.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

P.S. It’s nice watching a weekend of football with the real refs.

Incline Dumbbell Press while doing Incline Leg Press? Tony is impressed.

-Tony “Two Lifts” Muscoli

Are you seeing what I am seeing?! Dat shit cray.

Now, I don’t want to be a nitpicker, but that is more of an Incline Bench Press that Flat Press. And I am having a hard time believing that that is actually an olympic bar with two 45ers on it. That being said, I am still impressed.

"New stunt. New stunt, new stunt!"

It takes a lot of coordination, balance, and core strength to pull off that move with even 50lbs, let alone 135lbs.

Also, that jacket is jacked. I assume it is a street riding jacket of some kind, and it is the coolest fucking one I’ve ever seen. Where can I cop that? That is the kind of jacket you buy, then you buy the bike to go with it. Badass.

Play on playa.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli