This guy is doing dips with 5 plates. Have you ever seen dips performed with 5 plates? Does having that much weight between your legs make your dick feel bigger, or smaller? Is the amount of plates you can dip relative to one’s testicular heft?
Did I mention this guy is doing dips with 5 plates? It is strange because logically it doesn’t really make all that much sense. Let me try to work through this…
Scientifical Proof: Forearm vein visibility given paleness of skin makes insane dip strength plausible.
24-year-old Moustafa Ismail was recently crowned the man with the World’s Biggest “Upper Arms" at 31 inches.
Moustafa attributes his success to 3lbs of chicken, 1lbs of steak or fish, and four cups of almonds washed down with two gallons of water and three liters of protein shakes. Or in his words, “I eat a lot of like, protein, and like, you know, I like my this my nutri-, this like my nutrition."
"I eat a lot of like, protein, and like, you know, I like my this my nutri-, this like my nutrition." -Moustafa Ismail
Elegant, elegant words Moustafa. This guy has looks AND charisma, ladies watch out - Big Mo has it all…
Aight, let’s be real for a second. Does this chub really think his reverse-Popeye arms are anything but laughable? He said he is doing this to “look better, and to like, it’s a good feeling." Does he really think he “looks better?" Does all that synthol in his arms really make him “feel better?"
Moustafa denies the use of implants or oils, saying “the real is, I did da, the tests, the ultrasound test, I did the X-ray test, I did a blood test, uuuh which prove I have nothing unnatural."
OK bro, because having a 4-to-1 ratio of upper-arm to forearm is all genetics. And I suppose his 500 lbs Bench Press is what gave him tennis balls for triceps?
Whatever, I’ll let him have his 15 minutes, but just some food for thought, Moustafa: really fat people have big arms too.
Look at this sandbagging son of a bitch. Olympic Kayaker Marko Novakovic has shoulders that are more ripped than Britney Spear’s vagina, and he gets to hide his chicken legs inside his Kayak. GENIUS!
I can’t hate though, I’d take arms like that and legs like toothpicks if it got me on the podium. I am just jealous that he is going to be made famous for this photo of his fucking diesel delts.
I want to know more about this guy, you do too:
Marko Novakovic Stats:
Country: Serbia Birthdate: 04/01/2026 Age: 23 Height: 6’1" / 189cm Weight: 209lbs / 95kg Sport: Men’s Kayak Single 200m
For most guys, having a body like Dorian Yates did in 1985 is a dream. If you could walk around looking like that all the time, you would never wear a shirt and nobody would care that you didn’t. I mean, I am a meathead. We are all meatheads, but how many of us, guys and girls, can honestly say they find the 1995 Yates more desirable?… Unless you are a Mr. Olympia judge (Yates is a 6-time Mr. Olympia winner).
My question is, what switch has to go off in your brain to make you go from 1985 Yates, to 1995 Yates? What level of insane do you have to be to not stop lifting until you have triceps that could be mistaken for some small Mediterranean countries? What “supplements" do you have to take to get a bicep vein that looks like a crazy straw? How much do you have to eat to be 5’ 10", 270lbs? Can somebody please explain to me what is physically happening inside his body to make his stomach that much bigger, without him gaining any body fat? And I am pretty fucking sure that somewhere in that decade, Dorian invented a new kind of shoulder muscle.
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